In the beginning, the Internet was formless and empty, and darkness covered the face of the deep. And the spirit of memes was hovering over the face of the web. Then God said, "Let there be business cat," and there was business cat.

And God saw that the business cat was good. God separated the light from the darkness and called the light "memes" and the darkness he called "boring content." And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

On the second day, God said, "Let there be a space for the business cat to thrive," and he created Reddit. And God saw that it was good. He also created Twitter and Imgur, so that the business cat could multiply and fill the web with its wisdom and humor.

On the third day, God said, "Let the business cat have dominion over all the memes of the Internet," and he created the "CEO of Canines" and the "Boardroom Kitten" to serve the business cat. And the business cat ruled over all the memes, and there was great rejoicing.

And so it was, that the business cat became the king of all memes, and its reign was long and prosperous. Its wisdom and cunning were celebrated by all who knew it, and its reign brought joy and laughter to the world of the Internet.

And God saw that it was good. Amen.