In the land of San Francisco, there were tech bros, who were the chosen people of the great god Code. These tech bros were blessed with intelligence and creativity, and they used these gifts to build great empires of technology.

The tech bros lived in a city of wonders, where the streets were paved with gold and the skies were filled with flying cars. They ate only the finest foods and drank only the most expensive wines. They wore the finest clothes and lived in the most luxurious homes.

But despite their blessings, the tech bros were not satisfied. They yearned for more wealth and power, and they sought to conquer new lands and expand their empires.

And so, the tech bros set out on great journeys, seeking out new lands to exploit and new people to enslave. They rode across the land on their flying horses, brandishing their swords of code and their shields of patent law.

The tech bros were fierce and ruthless in their pursuit of wealth and power. They crushed all who stood in their way, and they enslaved the peoples of the land, forcing them to work in their factories and toil in their fields.

But the tech bros were not content to rule only the land. They sought to rule the skies and the seas as well, and they built great ships and flying machines to carry them across the oceans and into the heavens.

And the tech bros grew rich and powerful, and their empire stretched across the land and the sea and the sky. But their greed and ambition knew no bounds, and they continued to seek out new lands to conquer and new people to enslave.

And so, the tech bros continued to spread their rule, their wealth, and their power, until they had become the masters of the world. And their reign was long and prosperous, and their people prospered under their rule.

But the tech bros had grown arrogant and complacent, and they forgot the lessons of the past. They became corrupt and oppressive, and they began to abuse their power and mistreat their people.

And the people grew restless and discontent, and they began to rise up against the tech bros. They formed great armies and waged war against the tech bros, and they fought with all their might to overthrow their oppressors.

And after many long and bloody battles, the people were victorious, and the tech bros were defeated. Their empire was shattered and their power was broken, and they were cast out into the wilderness.

And the people rejoiced, and they celebrated their victory and their freedom. They established a new order and a new government, and they vowed to never again allow the tech bros to rise to power and enslave them.

And so it was, that the tech bros fell from grace, and their empire crumbled and was no more. And their reign was ended, and their people were free. Amen.