Got from Slack. "Hello, friendly world-dominating patriarch here! Here you can learn all about us. I am the leader of the famous oppressive organization from the beginning of mankind. We do all kinds of work around the world, such as: Keeping women’s wages low Maintaining and repairing the glass ceiling Ensuring men are always in power Orchestrating all wars and conflicts And many other things! You probably know a proud patriarch somewhere in your life! Remember to thank them for all the hard work they do keeping you oppressed." #satire #@slack #@feminists #funny #from #delicious #pub