Public Notes by chase_ats Tagged #satire

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"Sources close to local man Mike Ferguson confirmed Saturday that over time they have learned not to bring up their friend's utter failure to achieve anything whatsoever in life, a sensitive topic they said has always been a bit of a sore spot for him." #satire #funny #society #people #life #sucks #ambition #success #failure #article #pub
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"Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us." #satire #funny #social #dynamics #hierarchy #beta #males #females #society #people #girlfriend #pub
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"I'm going out of my mind—and my clothes! I swear, if I don't resolve some deeply buried interpersonal-relationship issues here soon, I just might have to call a shrink—but knowing me, I'd fuck him, too." #satire #funny #females #daddy #issues #social #dynamics #sex #pub
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Depression - Encyclopedia Dramatica encyclopediadramatica.se
Hilarious #funny #satire #pub
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"Yoga mat for sale. Used once. - $1 (Bellevue)" #funny #tryst #romance #satire #classifieds #pub
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http://html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com/ html9_responsive_boilerstrap_js.
"HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS Oh, your head hasn't exploded yet? This should do it. H9RBS.js (v0.0001) is a flexible, dependency-free, lightweight, device-agnostic, modular, baked-in, component framework MVC library shoelacestrap to help you kickstart your responsive CSS-based app architecture backbone kitch" "Frequently Axed Questions 1. Why did you create H9RBS.js? H9RBS.js isn't your granddad's framework. I think that just about sums it up. Also, it's cross-universe compatible. 2. How do I install this? Um... are you stupid or something? Just attackclone the grit repo pushmerge, then rubygem the lymphnode js shawarma module – and presto! 3. Does this work in IE6 Mobile Blackberry Wi-Fi Commodore64 KitchenAid Caveman extended fingernails toejam 2.0? Yep. 4. Can I install it as a nodegem? It works in RubeGoldberg 2.2 but will not autocompile freeway buttmonkey merge svn commitshare javahunk. 5. Can it app appify my app-friendly iPad appification? Don't worry, be appy. 6. Is it compatible with GridSASS 3.8? Does a bear have regular bowel movements in the cool breeze of a grassy woodland area? 7. This isn't funny. That's not a question. And yes, it is funny." #open_source #funny #geeky #web_development #satire #web_2.0 #jokes #html5 #frontend_development #pub
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"I'm confused about how to reach you"..."You're very responsive - I just have no sense of how you use technology" #web_comics #funny #satire #too_many_choices #modern_always_on_era #pub
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ClickHole clickhole.com
The Onion's satirical take on linkbait pandering bottom of the barrel sites like Buzzfeed and Up worthy! #satire #pub
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#EDM #critiques #music #satire #videos #pub
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Fapworthy fapworthy.org
Brought to you by Pornhub. Mocking/Satirizing Upworthy with Porn headlines linking to Pornhub videos. #satire #parody #pub
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