Public Notes by chase_ats Tagged #satire

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www.thepatriarchy.org
Got from Slack. "Hello, friendly world-dominating patriarch here! Here you can learn all about us. I am the leader of the famous oppressive organization from the beginning of mankind. We do all kinds of work around the world, such as: Keeping women’s wages low Maintaining and repairing the glass ceiling Ensuring men are always in power Orchestrating all wars and conflicts And many other things! You probably know a proud patriarch somewhere in your life! Remember to thank them for all the hard work they do keeping you oppressed." #satire #@slack #@feminists #funny #from #delicious #pub
blog.pinboard.in
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"Beginning January 1, 2015, there will be a change in how I charge for Pinboard. Right now, users pay a one-time signup fee that grows by a fraction of a penny with each new signup. At the moment, this fee is $10.55. Pinboard also offers archiving accounts, which cost $25/year. Users who upgrade after joining Pinboard can deduct the signup fee from the first year of archiving. Under the new scheme, basic Pinboard accounts will cost $11/year, while archiving will continue to cost $25/year. My main reason for making the change is so that I don't have to keep explaining how pricing works. An astonishing number of people already believe that they're paying annually for Pinboard. Others accuse me of baiting and switching them when they upgrade to archiving and get a renewal notice. Note how much easier it is to describe the new policy than the old one. If you already have a Pinboard account, or sign up for one before January 1, 2015, this change will not affect you. All Your Questions Answered Isn't this somehow unfair to someone? No. You said it was a one-time fee, but now you're saying I have to pay? See paragraph #5. How will this affect people who already have a Pinboard account? See paragraph #5. What if I have a regular account now, but upgrade after January 1? See paragraph #5. What if I sign up before the end of the month? See paragraph #5 Will there be a way to set up recurring payments? Yes, hopefully via both PayPal and Stripe. Will there be a discount if I sign up for multiple years? Very likely. I am still mathing this out. Should I be worried? Only in the broadest, existential sense. What if I signed up before 2015 but still want to pay you annually? Friendly Pinboard users who want to support the site in this way will be able to opt in to the new scheme." #funny #best_of #amateur_pattern #hilarious #SaaS #satire #pub
"When it came time for me to take over Pinboard, I vowed to continue my grandfather's committment to Eastern European craftsmanship and traditional Polish customer service. But then I got bored and thought, "eh, just put it online and see what happens." That was six years ago today. Here is the traditional set of statistics: 201020112012201320142015 bookmarks3.527537697122 tags (M)1176135178212251 active users (K)2.81623232425 bytes archived (T)0.23.05.98.814.220.9 unique URLs (M)2.51632486382
 As you can see, growth in data stored has been fairly linear and the number of active users has crept up to the 25K mark. I changed the business model of the site in January from a one-time signup fee to a recurring fee, but has this affected income? It doesn't feel like it. Possibly it has. I really need to look into it. I am a terrible businessman. Thanks for another year entrusting me with your precious data, and giving me the genuinely pleasant feeling that comes from running a useful project. Please don't forget to make backups! —maciej on July 09, 2015" #satire #boss #interesting #geeky #milestones #data #pinboard #solopreneurs #funny #statistics #social_bookmarking #@to_archive #toread #pub
There’s always one. HAHAHAHAHAHHA BARSH!!!!!!!! OMFG #best_ever #satire #hilarious #lists #pub
Snatch Wars. Snatch meets Star Wars in this YouTube classic.

"Uploaded on Dec 9, 2008 Meet Brick Vader, London's Lord of the Sith. A pig obsessed, forever angry, foul mouthed cyborg who calls everyone Errol and dishes out dead body disposal tips to anyone who will listen. The world of Guy Ritchie's Snatch and Star Wars collide on the Eastend of the Death Star. Goody gumdrops! Enjoy it or we'll cut your f**kin' jacobs off." LOL EVERYONE IS HAROLD!

OMFG. SO FUCKING FUNNY. They just takin a piss, init? The fuck's all this about, eh? Now fuck off.

Awww lawd! #lol #best_of #rofl #satire #videos #toread #pub
www.theonion.com
"I Am Fun COMMENTARY October 27, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 43 Politics · Hillary Clinton · Opinion · Election 2016"

"The Onion, America's Finest News Source." #@Bman #lol #politics #zeitgeist_bs #satire #pub
whitesave.me
"The App That Delivers Privilege WhiteSave.me enables White men to help non-Whites to succeed in life without disrupting existing systems and long-standing traditions."

Lol, trying it now goes to a page that asks for cam permissions to see if you can be a white savior or a non-white savee. Color recognition software ;) #satire #hilarious #status_quo #issues #sociology #PC #PC_Bro #privilege #check_your_privilege #lol #favs #mocking #silicon_valley_show_culture #web_2.0_culture #modern_era_web_2.0_mobile #pub
Alright - heh, this is the list of stuff. The old interface was so amazing! The slider, tags, etc! :(. #archives #the_daily_show #$kippt_bookmark #shows #favs #satire #pub
www.pokewalk.com
#funny #satire #SaaS #apps #ideas #copycopy #pokemon_go #pub
Harvey Weinstein and actresses mock up. Mocking it all. No clue how relevant or correct this satire is. #bookmarked_on_site #%imgur #Hollywood #genders #opportunism #sexual_assault #current_events #satire #images #pub