Public Notes by chase_ats Tagged #jokes
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"HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS Oh, your head hasn't exploded yet? This should do it. H9RBS.js (v0.0001) is a flexible, dependency-free, lightweight, device-agnostic, modular, baked-in, component framework MVC library shoelacestrap to help you kickstart your responsive CSS-based app architecture backbone kitch" "Frequently Axed Questions 1. Why did you create H9RBS.js? H9RBS.js isn't your granddad's framework. I think that just about sums it up. Also, it's cross-universe compatible. 2. How do I install this? Um... are you stupid or something? Just attackclone the grit repo pushmerge, then rubygem the lymphnode js shawarma module – and presto! 3. Does this work in IE6 Mobile Blackberry Wi-Fi Commodore64 KitchenAid Caveman extended fingernails toejam 2.0? Yep. 4. Can I install it as a nodegem? It works in RubeGoldberg 2.2 but will not autocompile freeway buttmonkey merge svn commitshare javahunk. 5. Can it app appify my app-friendly iPad appification? Don't worry, be appy. 6. Is it compatible with GridSASS 3.8? Does a bear have regular bowel movements in the cool breeze of a grassy woodland area? 7. This isn't funny. That's not a question. And yes, it is funny." #open_source #funny #geeky #web_development #satire #web_2.0 #jokes #html5 #frontend_development #pub
"Penn State Jokes Now listen, you're going to be going to a foster home so I need to know; Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, a Catholic Church or Penn State University? Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station. And it also says here that Penn State likes to be losing at half time, because at Penn State they like it when you're a little behind in the locker room. On a scale of 1-10, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State? Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt. But you cant just turn your fustration on a little kid who cant defend himself. What is this, the shower room at Penn State? I put innocent children in great danger. What am I, the recruitment agent for Penn State? Mom is poor jokes Your mom is so poor she can't even pay attention. His mom is so poor the ducks throw bread at her. Cartman's mom is so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers. My mom is so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she was running out of food stamps. My mom is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. My mom is so poor she opened a Gmail just so she could eat the spam. My mom is so poor, that when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle so she's got to Greyhound off the handle. His mom is so poor she cuts coupons out to be institutionalized. His mom is so poor he only knows hand outs My mom is so poor she walks down the road with one shoe, and if you ask her if she lost a shoe she says "no, I found one"." #south_park #Jokes #funny #lists #pub