Public Notes by chase_ats Tagged #funny

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Imagine… Last night, lightning struck our house and burned it down. I escaped wearing only my nightclothes. In an instant, everything was vaporised. Laptop? Cinders. Phone? Ashes. Home server? A sm… #code_is_law #arguments_for #leftist_arguments #funny
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sigma [male] grindset "Allegedly, a mindset geared exclusively to economic success, possessed by the creme of human beings, the "Sigmas". In reality, mostly a buzzword for sociopathic losers who spend their time on social media signalling how "successful" they are. Usually comes as "male sigma grindset", because fEmOiDs CaNnOt Be SuPeRiOr BrOoOoOoO1!1!1!" AND “The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.” #funny #memes #toxic #pub
“The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime." #classic #funny #pub
“While on the surface it’s about vaccine misinformation, in reality it was always about Pono, my media player and download service for high-resolution audio. Ditch Spotify and join the Pono revolution! The future is Pono. The future is Pono. The future is Pono.” #funny #toread #pub
ST. LOUIS—Suspicious of the woman’s “meteoric” lateral movement, sources reported Wednesday that Erin Cioci, an employee at a local consulting firm, had shamelessly slept her way across the corporate ladder. “In less than six months, she’s moved from an entry-level position in finance all the way over to an… #funny #toread #pub
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Apple iPhone 4 holding wrong vs many other devices. ​There is only one device you could possibly hold wrong. Organized by David Chartier #contrary_to_moral_capitalist_bs_worship #contrary_to_common_bs #funny #contrary_to_moral_capitalist_pretend_sudden_principles #pub
I was watching South Park's Season 15 Episode 14: The Poor Kid and laughed so hard on Eric Cartman's jokes! Therefore, I decided to list a... #best_of #lists #south_park #jokes #tv_shows #funny #pub
"Sources close to local man Mike Ferguson confirmed Saturday that over time they have learned not to bring up their friend's utter failure to achieve anything whatsoever in life, a sensitive topic they said has always been a bit of a sore spot for him." #satire #funny #society #people #life #sucks #ambition #success #failure #article #pub
"Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us." #satire #funny #social #dynamics #hierarchy #beta #males #females #society #people #girlfriend #pub
"I'm going out of my mind—and my clothes! I swear, if I don't resolve some deeply buried interpersonal-relationship issues here soon, I just might have to call a shrink—but knowing me, I'd fuck him, too." #satire #funny #females #daddy #issues #social #dynamics #sex #pub
"there's babys born every day without brains..they're called women" - stratobagster #funny #pub
"It is impossible within the bounds of the Mac OS X software to remove the "Trash" icon from the Mac's Dock, however you can remove trash in the form of icons you don't want from the Dock" - By Heath Wright, eHow Contributor #funny #stupidity #bullshit #SEO #capitalism #example #demand #media #web #empires #pub
#funny #geeky #linkbait #easy #steal #idea #web2.0 #SEO #website #tech #circlejerk #pub