"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here! [whacks the microphone on the stand] Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere. Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.'" #chappelle #standup #funny #comedy #audio #social_commentary #status_quo #racism #from #delicious #pub

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"In Michele Bachmann’s home district, evangelicals have created an extreme anti-gay climate. After a rash of suicides, the kids are fighting back" "Tammy...She didn’t notice the cellphone on the floor below Justin’s feet, containing his last words, a text in the wee hours: 🙁 he had typed to a girlfriend. What’s wrong Nothing I can come over No I’m fine Are you sure you’ll be ok No it’s ok I’ll be fine, I promise" #politics #conservatives_eh #top_all_time #sad #bullying #best_of #heartbreaking #LGBT #social_issues #social_commentary #pub