Arnie Linson lawyer #funny #pop_culture #sexual #tv #pub

lolll #funny #satire #social_dynamics #pub

"But I saw there was just so much crap about sports on Wikipedia I was like "Screw this I would rather have time to have sex with my wife""" #funny #look_up #pub

RG3 tries to get wife's attention. doesn't work and he maybe embarrassingly smirks at end #funny #sports #pub

"I spend a lot of time on this task. I should write a program automating it!" Then a graph of the theory of how it'll work vs the reality (the ongoing development of the automation out does the time taken to do the work manually) #Funny #web_comics #development #geeky #graphs #pub

Lol... #derp #funny #trolling #tumblr #culture #@slack #pub

good to reference. #@good_to_reference #arguments #contrary_to_common_stuff #correlations #examples #funny #references #pub

"Erica: I have to go study. Mark: You don't have to study. Erica: Why do you keep saying I don't have to study. Mark: Because you go to BU. Mark tells Erica she doesn't have to study because she's at BU and it's much easier than Harvard." #pop_culture #pop_media #quotes #funny #favorites #pub

Why Buzzfeed sucks. #arguments #clickbait #clickhole_sites #funny #let_people_do_what_they_want_is_the_nice_and_proper_thing_pattern #pandering #pandering_2.0 #pandering_being_fine_pattern #truth #pub

"Pretension The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious." #@harsh #gifts #ideas #funny #motivational #posters #postcards #products #paid #from #delicious #pub

Got from Slack. "Hello, friendly world-dominating patriarch here! Here you can learn all about us. I am the leader of the famous oppressive organization from the beginning of mankind. We do all kinds of work around the world, such as: Keeping women’s wages low Maintaining and repairing the glass ceiling Ensuring men are always in power Orchestrating all wars and conflicts And many other things! You probably know a proud patriarch somewhere in your life! Remember to thank them for all the hard work they do keeping you oppressed." #satire #@slack #@feminists #funny #from #delicious #pub

"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here! [whacks the microphone on the stand] Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere. Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.'" #chappelle #standup #funny #comedy #audio #social_commentary #status_quo #racism #from #delicious #pub