"A C-SPAN host handles a casually racist diatribe from a caller by organizing his paperwork." "Yao. What up sonny. I'm smoking a blunt right now and i'm give it to you da real da real [sic]. This shit right here is out of line. You understand what I'm saying? You wanna see Pac come back? Ya'all wanna see this shit? It's here. It's here. And I'm taking it to the street, to the mic, any way I like it. Holla back" - Ja Rule Hahahaha __Video Length: 5:14 minutes__ #funny #best_of #cspan #racism #pub

"Reza Aslan, a religious scholar with a Ph.D. in the sociology of religions from the University of California and author of the new book, “Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth,” went on FoxNews.com’s online show Spirited Debate to promote his book only to be prodded about why a Muslim would write a historical book about Jesus." #funny #interviews #ad_hominems #awful #cringeworthy #pub

"wikipedia has trained us to believe anything followed by little blue numbers in brackets" #funny #wikis #wikipedia #xkcd #web_comics #misinformation #BS #advertising #manipulation #pub

Can't even tell... #lol #funny #manhood #pub

#BS #funny #news #disingenuous #stats #data #yahoo #google #traffic #pub

Gems like "Liberals have no morals, no ethics, no dignity and lying is what they do best. To prove their radical ideology they will LIE." #funny #butthurt #republicans #comments #profiles #pub

"HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS Oh, your head hasn't exploded yet? This should do it. H9RBS.js (v0.0001) is a flexible, dependency-free, lightweight, device-agnostic, modular, baked-in, component framework MVC library shoelacestrap to help you kickstart your responsive CSS-based app architecture backbone kitch" "Frequently Axed Questions 1. Why did you create H9RBS.js? H9RBS.js isn't your granddad's framework. I think that just about sums it up. Also, it's cross-universe compatible. 2. How do I install this? Um... are you stupid or something? Just attackclone the grit repo pushmerge, then rubygem the lymphnode js shawarma module – and presto! 3. Does this work in IE6 Mobile Blackberry Wi-Fi Commodore64 KitchenAid Caveman extended fingernails toejam 2.0? Yep. 4. Can I install it as a nodegem? It works in RubeGoldberg 2.2 but will not autocompile freeway buttmonkey merge svn commitshare javahunk. 5. Can it app appify my app-friendly iPad appification? Don't worry, be appy. 6. Is it compatible with GridSASS 3.8? Does a bear have regular bowel movements in the cool breeze of a grassy woodland area? 7. This isn't funny. That's not a question. And yes, it is funny." #open_source #funny #geeky #web_development #satire #web_2.0 #jokes #html5 #frontend_development #pub

I suspect these popular Lift goals are also secret markers for fapping: “Exercise” “Floss” “Meditate” “Save money” “Eat Fruit” “Pray” “Work on secret project” “Crunches” “Stop and enjoy life” “Stretch in the morning” “Practice Music Instrument” “Talk to at least one stranger” “Unclutter” “Tell my wife I love her” “Walk the dog” “Low-carb lunch” #lol #funny #Lift.do #habits #nofap #pub

"I'm confused about how to reach you"..."You're very responsive - I just have no sense of how you use technology" #web_comics #funny #satire #too_many_choices #modern_always_on_era #pub

#Facebook #digital #funny #laugh #out #loud #pub

#Facebook #digital #funny #laugh #out #loud #social_dynamics #pub

" As a strong, intelligent woman, I plan on getting pregnant tonight just to prove this offensive study wrong." lol #feminism #funny #pub

Lots of cameos from players. Matt Forte baby! #funny #fantasy_sports #videos #awesome #geeky #sports #series #pub

#@Luug #funny #social_dynamics #pub